This forum will contain the wild and wacky adventures in the game, A New Chance. Feel free to read.
2/18/2017A New Chance Early group: Finding the goblin shrine surrounded by a barrier, the group explores the rest of the town. They meet a human tied up and he offers to assist them. After polishing abs, a bag of holding that smells of both goblin crap and vomit, and tentacle time, the group meets Shak'Ka's sister, Mak'Ka the Necromancer. After giving them a way to penetrate the barrier in exchange for goblin and crocodile hearts, the group encounters some more wackiness. They are turned into harmless animals by a shaman. However the great and powerful Marek the bunny(aleluoya) headbutts the shaman into his own cauldron restoring the party. They finally finish the quest and throw a shiny stone Mak'Ka gave them into the barrier.A New Chance Later group: Finding themselves back in time the previous members of the group choose to let it happen and observe. Similar wackiness arises as Nikio(Mstaken) angers Dr. Sham and is turned into a ferret for about half the session. The group proves that they have Medicad Insurance to Dr. Sham and he provides them with some skeptical potions. The meet up with Mak'Ka and set off to gather goblin and crocodile hearts. Marek(aleluoya) performs in front of some eating and laughing goblins as the rest of the group murders them from behind. Theo(Space-) and Nikio(Mstaken) become tentacle buddies as the two warlocks use it on the poor goblins and Mika(Mika), the monk weretiger cursed member of the party. Finally, breaking the barrier, the Goblin God Malgubiyet and the Horned Rat start a god battle almost killing the group. A large amount of rats and ratmen break out and force the party to flee back to the city of Bylar.
2/25/2017Early GroupThe group goes to secure a food source at the Farmer's Union outside of the Bylar. Norry tries to put out the fire with his boots only to find burning crap stuck to his shoe. They encounter a Super Large Rat Ogre and after fighting with it for some time, finally beat it. They strip, cut, and dismantle the rat ogre and find a small cylinder with a green liquid inside. Theo decides to place a goblin heart into the container. It grows fur and teeth and bit Theo before turning into green liquid. The liquid absorbed into the ground and disappear. They find a small child 5 years old hiding in a bale of hay. After terrifying and also magically command the child to tell them information, Torin(Silk) puppy dog eyes the child. Thus Torin had a child riding him(lol). He earns the child's trust and returns him to his parents. They move to search for the survivors and find them hiding in a magically sealed basement. Upon finding the food they need to bring back to the city they enter the silo only to be attacked by a mysterious person.Late group:Trying to find the previous group that did not return, Theo and Hestia turn on the rest of the group and start fighting them. After the fighting and tentacle time calms down they are able to restore the group after practically killing Hestia. They continue to search the farm for more rats. They encounter a Poison Globideer that drops a poison bomb on the party and tries to run. He was mercilessly killed by Nikio's Eldritch blast. He was then pilfered of his gear and had his body parts harvested from the party. They also found reagents of the poison bomb on him. Nikio, Bento, and Hestia feel a divine call for them and enter the barn. There they meet a messenger of the Spider Goddess, an Arachne, a spider woman. Bento and Hestia got a bag of electric caltrops. Nikio got a mysterious seed from her patron Lily. Exploring the tool shed they find a Rat Brood Mother that escapes from Theo's(Space-) Tentacle time. They enter the goats and sheep and Nikio wanted to murder some sheep. However Norry(Bimny) is able pick up the giant Nikio affected by growth potion and stop her from murdering the innocent sheep. Theo explores the final area only to run out panicking as he found the bee hive area. The final area to clear was the corn fields. Nikio is attacked by a swarm of rats, Theo and Bento find survivors. Bento finds a 9 yr old elf girl and charms her with his kitty eyes. Thorin(Silk) eats a warpstone and is able to harness some of its energy. Norry finds and captures the escaping Rat Brood Mother. Hestia goes to breaking all the legs of the rat and throws it into the air for Hestia to shoot with a bow but misses. It is in this moment that Theo comprehends the power of the tentacle. He learns a powerful tentacle whip cantrip grabbing the Rat Broodmother and blasts its head off to end the randomness. Hestia went to go sleep with the quite Adeth and the group does not know what happened. The group finally returned to return the food the the Black Rock Guild. Theo learns of his patron's staff is in the hands of a skaven wizard and so set off to the White Lion Arena. They find a sleep White lion and a squad of Skaven and the rat wizard. Theo awakens the White lion causing the group to run for their lives as it tears the Skaven to pieces. Escaping from that nightmare they meet the Skaven Wizard who blasts them with the tentacle rod. They are able to suggest him to give Nikio the rod but he runs away. Theo and Nikio, the tentacle crazies, fight over custody of the rod and even sign a contract for shared custody under the God of Law, Whumanzhe. In the future Nikio and Theo wish to start a Tenta-cult in the future. However they are currently sharing a rod together.
3/11/2017Early Group:Most of the group came down with a green pox disease that put them into a coma. Those that had enough strength to stay awake set off to find an alchemist to help cure it. They traveled to Spencer's Potion Store where they meet an orc alchemist, a Minotaur guard, and a Dragonborn trainee. After surviving many skaven attacks, the group travels outside the city to find the skaven polluting the water supply. In a rough fight where any magic cast was absorbed into the clouds, they fought a skaven wizard and his rat ogre henchment. With the help of some City Guard Archers they were able to finish off their foes.The disease progressed rapidly and was slowly consuming them. Luckily the alchemist trainee was able to successfully about to make a cure and pour it into the water supply. It formed its own cloud and rained the cure on the city, curing most of the city's occupants.
The party was attacked by Rats on Doomflayers and went to gather troops to assault the castle. Marek tried to recruit the creatures at the Wings of Hope Orphanage. After a silly conversation he left with no success. He then tried to recruit the ferocious White Lion from the Arena only to run away again. The Silver Dragonborn made amazing speeches to recruit the local guards only to receive a boot to the head from Mieshka, the local cook of the Lazy Lamb Tavern.
On approach Theo tried to tentacle climb up the walls only to be punched and stabbed off. They charged through the broken gate and eventually took over the front gate.
The party wakes up from their coma to find an interesting bike (aka the doomflayer the other group stole) . After almost running over the people in the Black Rock Guild, Bento was able to control it. Bento was then harshly lectured by Shak'Ka.
They went out to seek the party to encounter Skaven on Doomflayers and a Doomwheel. They ended up on them of the Doomwheel and fought to take it over. However after pressing the lovely red button, the entire doomwheel exploded!!
The party finally made it to the castle to meet the other group. Theo and Nikio realized the rod of the Tentacle to teleport the other person.he final solution to the barrier came from Bento, who sent one of the captured doomflayers into the machine. Theo, who was holding onto the doomflayer, cried out to Nikio to teleport him with the power of the rod. However he threw the rod in a moment of panic. The Barrier and the doomflayer were destroyed. Trying to destroy a machine that was creating the chaotic clouds, Erkdog the paladin, flips the huge machine by channelling his god. The group tried plugging up the machine, throwing warpstone powder at it, and looking for a big red button.