The self proclaimed Zombie Pumpkin King has managed to get into an argument with the Creeper again. No-one knows why they started arguing this time, but they did. Then the Creeper got all hissy and the Zombie Pumpkin King got worked up and set himself on fire in the sun. Well, the rest is history.
Anyway, all the other mobs ended up getting involved as well and they had to settle the dispute. Agreeing on a goal to destroy as much land as you can, the poor farmers in the local villages have been terrorised for days now. Their fields have been ruined by the Zombie's friends stealing blocks and the Creepers and his gang leaving craters all over the place. The stocks of bread have dropped so low now that they have no food to feed themselves with. It's a right old mess!
"the stocks of bread have dropped ou so low." You may want to correct that :)
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Fixed. And fixed the Turtle's English too. This is my job now it seems :)