For decades people have argued about which of the thousands upon thousands of video games is the best. Many have claimed Super Mario Bros, Final Fantasy 7, or the latest installment of Halo or Call of Duty is the greatest of games. They, of course, are hilariously wrong. I happen to know the greatest game, and I have chosen to share my infinite wisdom with all of you.
Untold hours every day are lost to this game as thousands upon thousands across the globe spend moment after moment clicking away their lives. The game play has been perfected over decades, if not centuries, and perfected formula lays at your fingertips at nearly any location. Rules are simple and nearly universally know, as are the graphics. I would bet that more people that not all over can be shown the game and correctly identify it.
Surely with such prestige and pervasiveness, the game could be worth a fortune. And yet, the game is free and nearly on any system, even from those decades back. The name may vary, but there's no disputing. By far the greatest of all games is, of course, Klondike Solitaire.
What would you do for a Klondike bar!?