What's your callsign?
TheBaconWizard
Let's get to know you – can you describe yourself in five words?
Irreverant, Creative , Fun, Inquiring , Private
Tell us about your history in TAW.
"I actually played with EU TaW members on the NA server for a long time before I joined. Simply because after disbanding my own small clan I had already joined another, and immediately leaving without good cause is not how an English gentleman behaves. Lucky I'm no gentleman! Anyway, it wasn't long before I got stuck-in, and now I am TS for the EU Battalion, which I am enjoying very much."
What was your initial impression of TAW?
"BIG! The whole thing impressed me. But it was the code of ethics that I liked best; it made me feel like I had come home. "
Tell us about your division, and what you do there.
"Well, In-game I tend to play recon (sniper) and regard my rifle as the secondary weapon to oracle. Although cloaking to take-down that annoying hostile sniper who is slowing-down my comrades is a special pleasure. In terms of training, it's all about communication and making things both fun and interesting. Most of my real-life career has been as an international award-winning chef, so communication, teamwork, organisation and authority, are all things I understand. ""Chef"" is after all, the French military word for Chief. However, I also spent a short period of 4 years as a the only civilian in a Close Protection and Surveillance company where we received operational training from various interesting parts of the British Army. I think some of this will come-in handy. "
What would you like someone considering joining TAW to know?
"Don't just read the code of ethics... READ THE CODE OF ETHICS! It shouldn't be a chore to be endured. Decide that it is your mission statement, and then just relax and have lots of fun. "
Do you have any special hobbies or activities outside of TAW?
"I am a Bacon Wizard! It's not just my job or hobby, it is who I am: I even have it tattooed across my back. My special area of interest (obsession, really) is the art and science of curing meats: something that used to be very strong in the UK, but that we are losing. "
If you could change one thing about TAW, what would it be?
Right now, nothing. But for the future, PLEASE don't forget that as well as the duty which new members and high command share alike to others, people do this for fun. It should always be fun.
Tell us about some of the people you've met during your time in TAW.
"Where do I start! The guys in NA Battalion have me laughing so hard, I can't shoot! Geezer, crimson, minion, neo, to name just a few. Da Chicken has shared with me some truly EVIL sniping-spots, and like most people I find myself happily following Seki into battle. That's 'cos he has a nice butt, mostly. I think he gives-off pheromones. My EU-Crew amaze me: English is a second language for the majority, so their effort is that much greater. Larson actually plays from onboard ship! Our FS has thrown himself at what was a mounting workload. I respect them all, hugely. And of course, I always feel most natural when fire-teamed with my buddy Godfather who recruited me in the first-place. As for Botch and Chewy.. you'll get yours you utter bastards, you will get yours ;) "
What's your favourite thing about TAW?
"what, APART from Honour, Frienship, Loyalty, Fair-Play? It's how much I laugh and learn! "
What might our readers be surprised to know about you?
"I don't think anything would surprise the ones that know me, much. How about this: I mistakenly crossed an active minefield on the Israel/Jordan border at the dead-sea on a quest for evidence on the history of curing pork. (without injury) I have the pics to prove it. "
What's your favourite retro videogame? Why?
"Space invaders: I remember when it first came out as a glass-topped coffee-table with two sets of opposing controls. That was in Japan (I was 5) in 1979 Good memories. "
If you could choose any TAW member to be stranded on a desert island with, who would it be and why?
Botch.. revenge is sweet.
Do you admire any celebrities? Why or why not?
"Richard Feynman, for being a very cool dude as well as having a brain the size of a planet. It amazes me how he could take such a complex subject and explain it so that it all seems like common sense. That's a skill I covet. David Attenborough fro similar reasons: his story-telling and love for his subject. The late Christopher Hitchens and Stephen Fry for their massive intellect, bohemian outlook, and unerring dedication to truth. George Carlin, Beyonce for er.. different reasons. "
Who do you believe is going to be the most influential figure in gaming in the next three years?
Anonymous
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At least we could procreate
BTW is that tattoo on your lower back?
Nice interview Bacon! Keep them coming!