What happens when you game until you're so tired you see things....

You find yourself rewriting raps...

As I scroll through the channels to my TS of choice

I take a look at my tags and realize I’m leet of course

Cause I've been fraggin and pwnin so hard

Even my DC thinks that my bots are on

But I ain't never banned a man that didn't deserve it

Me be getting me Gump? You know that's unheard of

You better watch and not be campin’, and who you greifin’

Or you and your guildies might be on the pad

I make’em hate, then I make’em log

As they croak I see myself in the kill cam, fool

I'm the S-D-C the little noobies wanna be like

On the top of the ranks

Reppin’ TAW in my screen name

We've been spending most our nights

Living in the Gamers Paradise

We've been spending most our nights

Living in the Gamers Paradise

We've been spending most our nights

Living in the Gamers Paradise

Pros and the noobie, Noobies and the pro

Server after server, we drop’em as they go

Everybody's runnin, and half of them are loggin

It's goin up en the website, but I don’t think their lookin

They say I’m really bad, but nobody seems to duel me

If they can’t seem to catch me, how can they beat me?

I guess they can't -- I guess they won't

Cause they ain’t TAW; that's why I know their clan is outta luck, fool

Genius!

:D

That's some serious work there, Weird Al' Quinoa..

Long story short: Get at my level brah!

Qs up Gs down homies

I'd say thats better than Weird Al.  Carefull, Coolio might send his lawers after you now.

I guess we need a TAW badge for Literature

is that a parody of Amish paradise :D

This is extremely win, you just made my day sir.

Its a parody of Gangsta's Paradise by Coolio and LV but that is the song Weird Al was parodying with Amish Paradise yes

the opponent is TAW...You are likely to be fragged by a Q.

Glad you enjoyed it purp.

I've honestly never had that happen to me.

But I have played a copy of UT99 and kept it for so long that the texutres for all the player models and skins started mixing...

So you'd have female and males skins mixed up too, ugh... girls with guys faces, it gets wierd, trust me.

Reviving this with a text of my own - wrote this over a year ago but I never got around recording it since I didnt obtain a good instrumental of....lets see if you get the song.

[Chorus]
I'm gonna drop some tanks
only got two workers in your eco
I - I - I'm huntin' lookin' for the drone kill
this is f*cking awesome

I'm gonna drop some mines
only got two workers in your eco
I - I - I'm huntin' lookin' for the drone kill
this is f*cking awesome
[/Chorus]

[Verse 1]
Loading up this game, like "what up, I'm gonna mine drop!"
I'm so pumped about the builds that blizz gives us
from bio to mech, maybe not sky terran yet
people be like "damn, that's an all in strat!"

Flyin' in', hella deep, headin' to the eco line
medivacs coming up and you don't know what is inside
two pronged, three pronged, and some reapers at your door
pro'lly should have scouted me, hit X and I'm dropping thors!

[Ingame adlib] "THOR IS HERE!"

[spoken] "But sh*t, you built no anti air defense!" (drop it) [/spoken]

killin' it, roastin' it about to have you ragequit
passin' by your walloff you dont know where ill be droppin in

now we can play a game, let me macro up
i'm expanding and building up my army after that
(beat drop)
I'm a take your beta strat, I'm a take your beta build
No, for real, watch the replays, this is what we're doin' still (thank you)

hellbat dropping and even though they nerfed it
two times, it's still the best thing on this planet
(end of beat drop)

you wanna break your keyboard, i make you break your keyboard
I change it up with mines, and then you cry : "gg, lord!"
hello, hello, my drop, man, my hellions
Young Ho [real name of SC2 pro "Flash"] ain't got nothing on my drop game, hell no

(beat break)
I could fast expand, make that cool, go retro (blue flame!)
the nerds in this be like "aww, he drops the eco!"
[/Verse 1]


[Chorus]


[Verse 2]

What you know about playing T on the ladder
what you know about dropping, man, whats the matter?
onebasing, onebasing, i'm screecing right through your eco
one man's all in is another man's comeback


thank polt for donating that 3 bats one mine idea
now only two of 'em fit in here [picture of medivac]
I'm on Echo [SC2 map] you can find me at the bottom (O.P.)
of the map, I'm still not sick of eco droppin' (O.P.)


My barracks, my fact'ry, my starport, my arm'ry
I'll take those nerfs and still drop your base, motherf*cker
I'm gonna one base 'til I win in this motherf*cker
this is the new meta and I swear I am not a lucker


They be like "That macro, that's hella tight"
I'm like "Yo, I like to win 'fore the 50 minute mark."
Reapers be coming, lets do some simple cliff hopping
poking you at your front and then like boom, I'm dropping! (shi-at!)


I call that getting ROFL and STOMPED (shi-at!)
I call that getting owned by a terr-ran!
That spore crawler's hella weak
And having tons of air defense ain't getting you out of this league

Quit playing, come, take a look at my ladder scores
trying to get masters with no scout, man, you hella won't

man, you hella won't!

[Little girl's voice] "Good game....dropping mines....yeah!"

[/Verse 2]

[Chorus]

[Bridge]
i play one hundred games
all with the same idea
i got my medivacs
and i have hellbats in those

i play one hundred games
all with the same idea
i got my medivacs
and i'm going to drop you DEAD!
[/Bridge]

[alt. Chorus]
I'm gonna drop some mines
only got two workers in your eco
I - I- I'm huntin', lookin' for the drone kill
We are playing Starcraft!
[/alt. Chorus]

[Little girl's voice] "Is that your grandma's strategy?"