That, by far, is one of the greatest things I will read today, probably this week, or possibly for the entirety of the month! Thanks for sharing it!
Sounds about right. I have seen whole squadrons of warships moved around at the enjoyment of the senior officer present.
Some senior enlisted also have the capability to alter the course of a ship for the most trivial of excuses.
Lol! On my last ship we had an "Internet Course" to make sure the antennas weren't blocked and the CO could get on FaceBook.