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Gump Stories

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Ayumi
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Ayumi replied on 24/05/2013 12:28
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well ace/acre it is hardly get killed in arma 2 mostly it result of death.

 

heavily wound mean nearly dead soon



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Caro
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Caro replied on 24/05/2013 15:25
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richster:

LKincheloe:

But did anybody get killed in it?

Well it says heavily wounded so I guess not.

 


In our practices we run with an unconscious system when you sustain heavy damage instead of instantly killing your character.
It puts the character "to sleep" where you can't operate any movement, communications, or anything except your very limited vision.

Medics then come and fix them up.

In Kanade's case: She shot up a squad and put everyone unconscious. 



richster
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richster replied on 25/05/2013 10:24
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Must've been pretty hilarious if the medics were also unconscious then. xD



Domanator
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Domanator replied on 25/05/2013 12:05
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Well I got my gump for securing the server... from my self.

 

changed the main server password to something incredibly secure and then immeadtly forgot it.

 

ST had to save my bacon in the end!



       CC for TREAS - Gotta love me some numbers
Dendore
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Dendore replied on 25/05/2013 13:21
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I was down for 10 minutes lol, heard the blood gurgling. I wouldve been dead soon If you guys didnt find me.



"Only the dead have seen the end of war"

Spokig
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Spokig replied on 25/05/2013 16:17
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Seeing as i got our team oblitirated alot of times o should earn the gump titels but we dont have that in MWO yet so ill just post it anyways... We are going 8v8 against some randoms and i say... hey this might be a good idea... well guess what.. we all got oblitirated by the enemi team by that plan and didnt even get one kill.. so yeahh 



The almighy one is on your side... if i dont switch to the other team.

Kingcheese
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Kingcheese replied on 25/05/2013 16:21
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I love that our membership enjoy the gump award.  Well guess what?  It would appear another is about to be awarded Big Smile..............



richster
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richster replied on 26/05/2013 5:49
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Kingcheese:

I love that our membership enjoy the gump award.  Well guess what?  It would appear another is about to be awarded Big Smile..............

:o Who's the unlucky soul?



Spokig
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Spokig replied on 26/05/2013 16:46
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Noooo!!!

Why drunk me... WHY!?! 



The almighy one is on your side... if i dont switch to the other team.

Ayumi
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Ayumi replied on 26/05/2013 17:27
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Spokig:

Noooo!!!

Why drunk me... WHY!?! 

 

i would :)



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Spokig
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Spokig replied on 26/05/2013 17:36
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Huh? would what? what ive missed? :O



The almighy one is on your side... if i dont switch to the other team.

iKoN
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iKoN replied on 02/06/2013 17:15
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Well guys I have a short story.

 

Wardy and KC cover it well in the description enjoy.

 

Gump Medal 42467 awarded by Wardy
06-02-2013 19:42:19

The Vanguard DC decided that he would like to retire his CoC Kingcheese and Wardy and make them move into Lifetime Membership within TAW , Despite them both still alive and kicking within Vanguard !!! A light hearted mistake which was with great intentions but it has has lead to lots of mystery emails saying , why you leaving etc !!! Brilliant way to earn a Gump ...... retire your CoC without them even knowing and then give Army Command with a heart attack , iKon this is classic and makes me smile Congratulations on being awarded a Gump !!! or commiserations which ever way you want to put it !!!! 
Wardy

 

In all my time in TAW this has to go down as one of the best and well deserved gumps. I get a mail asking me to sponsor for what would be Wardy's retirement. I am like what the hell. Have I missed something and start sifting through my mails, through my spam, log into account online in case something got stuck there, check my phone for text message that I somehow missed and even question Ikon by return mail. Once the dust settled and I came to understand what happened I relaxed and could begin to laugh about it. The best thing is you have given Wardy and I enough material to give you stick for years to come and a reputation for trying to retire CC. Great job mate and consider yourself very lucky it was only one gump as you contacted, Vanguard, Corp, OS and AC...........
Kingcheese 


I searched lifetime member and this thread came up

http://taw.net/forums/p/5569/25818.aspx#25818

I read through this and started working on it for KC and Wardy. 

After giving a couple of people heart attacks when I was asking for sponsorship .

I learned that the Life Time membership medal means you are retiring  from Taw to earn it Cool

 

 

Enjoy 

Sorry to Brave, KC, Stealth, Wardy, Ekis, Eifer, and others who I gave heart attacks Wink



"The art of leadership is saying no, not saying yes. It is very easy to say yes."


 

 

TOMAMOKO
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TOMAMOKO replied on 02/06/2013 18:32
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Awesome Gump story, although I would have loved the company in the 

TAW retirement home. I'm still waiting for the day that Jedi joins me, so that we could play ping pong and watch the squirrels climb the trees. 



 

 

 

 

 

Grim
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Grim replied on 08/06/2013 4:13
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Well long story short...

 

A friend of mine said I must join them in one of there training sessions in BF3, that evening the other team must get the tags of our groups CO, in witch they did, and so earing myself a gump medal for helping a friend out....



     
TGSlasher
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TGSlasher replied on 10/06/2013 18:04
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I'm pretty tired... I think I'll go home now.



The Operative: I am, however, wearing full body armour. I am not a moron

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